1) For Brodin revealed his mighty chest for all to see, but there was something about him that made even the swolest of all cower at his feet
2) For towards the heavens his traps did climb. Oh, how they climbed and towered over the denizens of Planet Fitness.
3) The sweat glistened off of his glorious trap, for they were swole. Wheymen.
12) One shalth never neglect their Traps. For only the righteous, who have worshiped in the Iron Temple, showing dedication to Brodin through shoulder shrugs and cleans, will have the power to shrug off those who are 'mirin.