O Squat, All Ye Gainful[]
Verse 1[]
O squat, all ye gainful
pow'rful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to the power rack.
Lift now and praise Him, Brodin, mighty Brodin;
O come, let us do deadlifts,
O come, let us do bench press,
O come, let us now worship
The King of Bros.
Verse 2[]
Lift, ye Brosciples,
Lift until exhaustion,
Lift up the bar in the power rack.
Bring our Swolefather glory with thy muscles;
O come, let us do deadlifts,
O come, let us do bench press,
O come, let us now worship
The King of Bros.
Verse 3[]
All Hail! Bro, we greet thee,
Lift thyne heavy barbell,
Swolebrother! For evermore thy gains be 'mired.
Might of Swolefather, now in flesh appearing;
O come, let us do deadlifts,
O come, let us do bench press,
O come, let us now worship
The King of Bros.
-John Francis Wheyde, Frederick Austrianoakley