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O Squat, All Ye GainfulEdit

Verse 1Edit

O squat, all ye gainful

pow'rful and triumphant,

O come ye, O come ye to the power rack.

Lift now and praise Him, Brodin, mighty Brodin;

O come, let us do deadlifts,

O come, let us do bench press,

O come, let us now worship

The King of Bros.

Verse 2Edit

Lift, ye Brosciples,

Lift until exhaustion,

Lift up the bar in the power rack.

Bring our Swolefather glory with thy muscles;

O come, let us do deadlifts,

O come, let us do bench press,

O come, let us now worship

The King of Bros.

Verse 3Edit

All Hail! Bro, we greet thee,

Lift thyne heavy barbell,

Swolebrother! For evermore thy gains be 'mired.

Might of Swolefather, now in flesh appearing;

O come, let us do deadlifts,

O come, let us do bench press,

O come, let us now worship

The King of Bros.


-John Francis Wheyde, Frederick Austrianoakley

Revealed by Whipfather

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