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King of the Universe. Master of Gains. Destroyer of Cherries.

Brozilla

The nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki turned this little pipsqueak into an absolute gym savage. Can curl 45s, merk a bitch, and fire laserbeams from his mouth. Only equipped with his shades and a snapback, he doesn't need a shirt because he's a fucking lizard. Catch him flexing in the parking lot outside Planet Fitness because his mom won't let him go to a more expensive gym.